Oh Haiii,

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:56:22 -0400

A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:56:01 -0400

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Thu, 16 May 2013 16:50:39 -0400

promisesthoughtunkept: thernardier: “you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend....

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:56 -0400

promisesthoughtunkept:

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

hahahahahahaha ommg

"Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are."

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:49:31 -0400

“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.”

- John Green, Paper Towns (via tited)

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henryclervall: google gets kinky

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:31:09 -0400

henryclervall:

google gets kinky

henryclervall: google gets kinky

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:31:02 -0400

henryclervall:

google gets kinky

simsgonewrong: Called a repairman to fix the sink. The sink is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:13:33 -0400

simsgonewrong:

Called a repairman to fix the sink. The sink is still broken.

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:43:56 -0400

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

lgbtadvocate: lyrics-are-poetry: lascocks: colonelmustangsnipp...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:43:20 -0400

lgbtadvocate:

lyrics-are-poetry:

lascocks:

colonelmustangsnipples:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS

He read Harry Potter to his daughter. Good dad is good.

Eminem is adorbs, no question.

But the 1950s laughing thing is just sad.

The spongebob

lgbtadvocate: lyrics-are-poetry: lascocks: colonelmustangsnipp...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:43:07 -0400

lgbtadvocate:

lyrics-are-poetry:

lascocks:

colonelmustangsnipples:

I AM ACTUALLY REALLY RELIEVED THAT EMINEM DOESN’T SWEAR IN FRONT OF HIS KIDS

He read Harry Potter to his daughter. Good dad is good.

Eminem is adorbs, no question.

But the 1950s laughing thing is just sad.

The spongebob

keatchi: itssofluffy-im-gonna-die: h4te: i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:41:59 -0400

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery

so be it

sadiistic: my blog is sad and dead ☪

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:41:51 -0400

sadiistic:

my blog is sad and dead ☪

attackofthepartycannon: saltwaterstemp: intellectual-stupidity:...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:39:10 -0400

attackofthepartycannon:

saltwaterstemp:

intellectual-stupidity:

f-e-a-t-h-e-r-b-r-a-i-n:

herpderpicho:

owl-recluse:

konec0:

sataaaaaan:

shapeshiftandtrick:

avocadokitten:

Slicing a Bead of Mercury in Half

WAT

mercury is the best

omfg no NO YOU CANT EXIST?>?!?!???

You know what this reminds me of?

The pee frisbee.

The best prank in the world [after poop butter, of course], and it doesn’t even require going into someone’s house. As long as there’s a gap under their door, you can get them.

You take a regular frisbee, like one you’d get at the dollar store, and you pee in it. Put it upside-down, pee in it, and put that in the freezer for a few hours. You’ll have disc of frozen piss.

Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to your neighbour’s house [or friend’s, or stranger’s, I don’t care, as long as you keep that piss disc cold, man], and slide it under their door.

It works best if nobody is home and won’t be home for a few hours. That pee will thaw right on their floor, and they’ll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.

Who the fuck peed on my floor?

That will haunt them for years.

reblogging for the pee frisbee

pee frisbee omg

PISS FRISBE

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

voidn0ise: whisk-ey: the look on their faces though. its...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:37:43 -0400

voidn0ise:

whisk-ey:

the look on their faces though. its like “omg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

This is the best thing I have ever seen

BEARS

reblogging again because I cannot freaking contain myself so cute

aww effin perfect.

Ugh dying

justcallmephel: tessaviolet: blua: #IT’S REAL AND LOOKS TINY...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:35:57 -0400

justcallmephel:

tessaviolet:

blua:

#IT’S REAL AND LOOKS TINY BECAUSE OF THE SHORT FOCAL LENGTH

I can’t brain this. They look like miniatures.

this lens will cost you your arms, your legs, and your grand kids.

wifi-whore: ☾

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:34:40 -0400

wifi-whore:

☾

acomas: just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye: just-as-if-we-never-s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:34:21 -0400

acomas:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

just-as-if-we-never-said-goodbye:

Reblog if you agree.^

omg i’m soproud of you guys for getting my post to 31,000 & for not being homophobic cunts

if you don’t reblog this, i’m judging you

dalblue: amoying: friend’s parent: would you like something to drink? me: no thank you me inside:...

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:34:15 -0400

dalblue:

amoying:

friend’s parent: would you like something to drink?

me: no thank you

me inside: the thirst is real