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and so it begins
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
hahahahahahaha ommg
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“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way they actually are.” — John Green, Paper Towns (via tited)
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google gets kinky
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