(Source: frickyeah1990s, via thecolorofmuddypuddles)
i made my fb status “boys r gross” and my mom saw and told me to change it to say “except my brother” bc itll hurt his feelings
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(Source: smellofearthafterain, via dream-screaming)
You wanna rethink this one?